WDCK hits the web and the $#!* hits the fan
WDCK Studios
3:30 am
When I got in today Frank comes runnin up grinnin' like an idiot screaming "It's up! It's up!". At first I thought maybe he had been looking at porn again, but then I realized he was talking about the website......oh how I wish it was porn.
I finally managed to move around this blubbering idiot that had replaced my friend Frank and thats when I saw Judas in the corner sobbing like a little girl lost at the fair. Two minutes into my day and already the emotion meter was pegging, a lunatic and a crybaby, today would be a LONG day indeed.
It turns out Judas was crying because Frank had put an unflattering picture of him on the website. "H-H-He p-p-put my bbbad picture up there!!" he wailed. "Why is h-h-he so mean?" With that he ran out of the room screaming about unfairness and questioning Frank's genetic makeup.
It is worth mentioning here that Frank is indeed a cold hearted, evil, and sadistic man, but nobody's perfect and everyone needs a hobby.
"Are we gonna do a show today or not?" I asked to anyone who cared to answer. Frank was still jumping up and down chanting "I'm on the website, I'm on the website" He reminded me of Eddie Murphy as Mama Klump doing the "Hercules! Hercules!" dinner scene. Judas was pouting in the corner and refusing to turn the equipment on until Frank apologized to him.
I went to fix a drink, a REALLY STRONG drink. By the time I got back Frank had sprained his ankle by jumping off the furniture, Judas was so exhausted from crying he had fallen asleep on the audio board and I was already too drunk to care.
So, dear listener and website blog reader, I apologize. Today was the day we were to update the website with a brand new WDCK show. But since Frank is a giant human jumping bean and Judas is a catatonic emotional quagmire it may take just a little more time.
"Um...yeah, this is all true"
-Eddie Izzard
-Bing
3:30 am
When I got in today Frank comes runnin up grinnin' like an idiot screaming "It's up! It's up!". At first I thought maybe he had been looking at porn again, but then I realized he was talking about the website......oh how I wish it was porn.
I finally managed to move around this blubbering idiot that had replaced my friend Frank and thats when I saw Judas in the corner sobbing like a little girl lost at the fair. Two minutes into my day and already the emotion meter was pegging, a lunatic and a crybaby, today would be a LONG day indeed.
It turns out Judas was crying because Frank had put an unflattering picture of him on the website. "H-H-He p-p-put my bbbad picture up there!!" he wailed. "Why is h-h-he so mean?" With that he ran out of the room screaming about unfairness and questioning Frank's genetic makeup.
It is worth mentioning here that Frank is indeed a cold hearted, evil, and sadistic man, but nobody's perfect and everyone needs a hobby.
"Are we gonna do a show today or not?" I asked to anyone who cared to answer. Frank was still jumping up and down chanting "I'm on the website, I'm on the website" He reminded me of Eddie Murphy as Mama Klump doing the "Hercules! Hercules!" dinner scene. Judas was pouting in the corner and refusing to turn the equipment on until Frank apologized to him.
I went to fix a drink, a REALLY STRONG drink. By the time I got back Frank had sprained his ankle by jumping off the furniture, Judas was so exhausted from crying he had fallen asleep on the audio board and I was already too drunk to care.
So, dear listener and website blog reader, I apologize. Today was the day we were to update the website with a brand new WDCK show. But since Frank is a giant human jumping bean and Judas is a catatonic emotional quagmire it may take just a little more time.
"Um...yeah, this is all true"
-Eddie Izzard
-Bing
posted by Broben at 6:26 AM
